What am I doing on what is supposed to be a day dedicated to ME? Enjoying reading some of the witty things said about women by both men and women.
Some of my favourite quotes so far…
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”
― Ann Richards
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
And last, but probably most loved…
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
― Mae West